Goodbye comfortable full sized bed.
Goodbye complete wardrobe, and shoes... oh, the shoe collection.
Goodbye Target and Wal-Mart and American-sized grocery stores.
Goodbye Mexican food, Old Bay, and grits.
Goodbye live American television (White Collar, Glee, Big Bang Theory, various embarrassing addictions like Teen Mom 2 and RuPaul's Drag Race...)
Goodbye friends and family stateside.
It's time to head back to Scotland.